Joke Of The Day (11/4/14)

Akpors: Mr Salesman, I want to buy Bra' for my girlfriend?
Salesman:  What size?
Akpors: I don't know, but i can describe it.
Salesman: Ok, does it look like a watermelon?
Akpors: No.
Salesman: Does it look like, a pawpaw?
Akpors: No!
Saleman: "Agbalumo"?
Akpors: No!
Salesman: what's all these, doesn't it look like anything? Ok, does it look like an egg?
Akpors: Yes. The fried one!